January 23, 2007

• Me and Condoleezza

  So last night I had a dream that I was bar hopping with Condoleezza Rice in Georgetown.  She was supposedly interviewing me to be her new assistant, but she kept leaving the bar and I was constantly having to chase her down.  I started to get frustrated because I thought she was trying to ditch me, but then she told me it was part of the interview.  Since she is so busy and always sneaking off to meet with dignitaries and such, she needs an assistant who can keep up with her.  In a rare moment when Condoleezza did sit with me, I took advantage of a dark smoky corner to tell Condy that I felt bad for her a little bit.  I mean Nancy Pelosi gets to be Speaker of the House and she has a week long party and tons of press.  What did Condy get?? Nuthin'.

  Condoleezza, in her ever diplomatic way, didn't say anything to bad mouth Pelosi.  She just smiled.

  I got the job though.

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