April 19, 2006

• Holy Crap! I am White Trash!

  Tonight as we were cooking dinner, I had one of those moments where you float out of your body and see yourself from above.  Or maybe as passerbys would view you.  And I realized that for a moment, in this one corner of  our yard, we are white trash!  So, naturally, I had Jonathan take a picture.  Instead of hiding it from the world (or taking other pictures of the nice parts of our house), I will put it on the world wide web to make sure no one misses it!

  
  

  Here are the White Trash aspects that the common observer might miss:

  
  

  1.  We are grilling in the driveway.  With the garage door open.  Next to a sandbox.

  
  

  2. We are grilling a Kielbasa.  The frozen peas and corn from a bag are cooking inside on the stove.

  
  

  3.  Yes, that is a trailer behind the grill.  A homemade trailer that Jonathan bought from some guy by the side of the road.

  
  

  4.  Delaney is wearing a crazy concoction of an outfit that she picked out herself.  David is crying as he is propped up in the stroller.

  
  

  5. We have a hound dog.

  
  

  6.  We have a pile of scrap wood in the top right hand corner of the pic.  Complete with a broken sled.

  
  

  I don’t know why I think this is so hilarious.  I don’t know why I love to make fun of myself.

  
  

  I hope every ex-boyfriend I ever had “googles” me and finds this picture.  “aaahh, the one who got away,” they will say to themselves…………………

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